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30 Day Guarantee
30 Day Guarantee
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30 Day Guarantee
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“He wore it to the grocery store, the gas station, and dinner—all in one day. He’s 62. There is no stopping him now.”
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“My dad put it on before we ate. Grandma asked what it did. He pressed the button. We haven’t had a normal family gathering since.”
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“Everyone else showed up in regular Christmas hats. I walked in wearing this thing and suddenly theirs looked boring. I peaked at the company Christmas party.”
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Production Time: Please allow approximately 3–6 weeks for your PeenHat to be manufactured, quality-checked, and prepared for shipment.
Shipping Time: Once your order has shipped, please allow an additional 3–5 business days for delivery within the United States. Tracking information will be sent by email once your order is on the way.
Estimated Delivery: From the date you place your order, please expect approximately 4–7 weeks for your PeenHat is currently available for pre-order only. Each hat is produced in limited batches to maintain the best possible quality.
Holiday Orders: If you're ordering as a Christmas gift, we recommend ordering as early as possible. Christmas delivery cannot be guaranteed for orders placed after December 1st.
Warning: Contagiously Funny
The PeenHat isn't just a Christmas hat - it's a social experiment. One press of the GET HARD button and the tail activates automatically, bouncing up and down for 15 seconds straight. Wear it anywhere. Wear it Everywhere. Watch what happens.
The Christmas Gift they won't see coming
Testimonials
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“My wife won’t let me wear it to Costco anymore.”
“Made it through produce before three people asked where I got it. One employee just stared at me and walked away. Worth every penny.”
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“Christmas dinner lasted 11 minutes.”
“My dad put it on before we ate. Grandma asked what it did. He pressed the button. We haven’t had a normal family gathering since.”
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“Best $30 I’ve spent all year.”
“My husband owns everything and is impossible to shop for. He opened this and immediately wore it to pick up our kids from school. They made me drive home.”
30-Day Money Back
We want you to love your PeenHat! If you're not completely satisfied, you can return it within 30 days for a full refund, no questions asked. Items must be unused and in original condition.